JenT's Answers to
Dumb Blond Jokes
Even more than at our
own forums, at
Hannity.com I got razzed a lot. A dear friend posted
"Dumb Blonde Jokes" at my thread, "Ask a Blonde Christian Viking,"
and this is my response:
RayMan... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
JenT... and you're COMPLAINING? most men
appreciate the effort
RayMan... she thought a quarterback was a refund.
JenT... and she got it, with a pat as she
RayMan... she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
JenT... the libs almost nominated her for
a pulitzer when she accidentally spelled marxist
RayMan... she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
JenT... it's not?
RayMan... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden
JenT... she was talking to tree-hugging
libs that day
RayMan... she thought General Motors was in the Army.
JenT... he is, and he bought us dinner
RayMan... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
JenT... we dance a lot, deal with it
RayMan... she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
JenT... we're always in trouble for
RayMan... under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics".
JenT... she put "Harvard Preppie" but the
feminist couldn't read
RayMan... she tried to drown a fish.
JenT... Pool party with the Dolphins!
jealous rumors abound
RayMan... she tripped over a cordless phone.
JenT... old trick, we love to be caught,
RayMan... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
can because it said "concentrate"
JenT... we resent having to, we prefer
RayMan... she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
JenT... WHAT? when?
RayMan... she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK"
and "DONT WALK".
JenT... trust me, she didn't wait long
RayMan... they had to burn the school down to get her out
of third grade.
JenT... practice, see what we can get
them to do, legendary
RayMan... at the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here," she put "Sagittarius".
JenT... and "Sagittarius" had to pay,
RayMan... she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
JenT... well he winked
RayMan... it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
JenT... well IF PEOPLE WOULD STOP CALLING
RayMan... she studied for a blood test-and failed.
JenT... she was told libs were coming and
ran with her furs
RayMan... she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul
JenT... did the cameras show up AGAIN?
RayMan... she sold the car for gas money.
JenT... Her most brilliant performance,
it was DaGooseMon's car
RayMan... when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17
not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
JenT... ??? we travel in crowds, it's
RayMan... when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved.
JenT... we often get stalked
RayMan... she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone
JenT... well the manager...nevermind
RayMan... when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
JenT... wherever we go, the party is
RayMan... when she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
JenT... fooled you! we went to the
Conservative Airport instead!
Oh and Rayman? She's Sven's little
sister...and I heard he's looking for you.