Eco-Nazi Jihad with Light Bulb Death Bombsby
Jen Shroder
11/16/09
I'm dying.
It's true. I just found out this morning.
I broke a CFL light bulb a few months back and was just informed
I've been contaminated, exposed, full of mercury poisoning which will
give me Alzhiemers (something I can't even spell off the cuff).
Am I the only one that’s broken a freaking light bulb? Since when
has that carried a death sentence?
Since the libs took office, oh yeah.
Eco-Nazis. Legislation enforcing we use these spagetti-noodled
death bombs. All you Jihadi suicide bombers can relax now, we'll take
over from here. Just let the libs force us all to buy these little
white death grenades and we'll blow ourselves up or poison our water
and save you the trouble.
Neal Langerman of the American Chemical Society Division of
Chemical Health and Safety, said "If you have a municipal urban
landfill and have a population of 450,000 households disposing of one
or two CFLs a year - you do the math. Put one-half milligram of
mercury per bulb, it amounts to a significant loading, and mercury
does migrate into groundwater."
But
wait, the government estimates a whopping 10% of CFLs are disposed of
safely, so only 90% of these bulbs that cause birth defects will wreak
death and destruction upon us. Brain damage, birth defects, vision
distortions, hearing, speaking and hair loss for starters, even death.
What genius came up with this plan? And which politicians are pushing
to legislate that we use these death grenades instead of waiting for
inexpensive LED alternatives??? The road leads to none other but the
abortion mill left, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. Mercury gas seems to
hang about a foot off the ground, perfect if you want to gas toddlers.
These Eco-Nazis are eliminating any other affordable light bulbs. Oh
wait, I forgot, I’m the only mom that’s ever broken a CFL.
Seriously, who knew I wasn't supposed to sweep up the busted light
bomb when I broke the thing? Apparently I should have held my breath,
run out of the house and called out the Hazmat squad the second I
heard the pop and tinkle explosion, so they could come and test the
air, quarantine my house for a week and charge me enough to feed
China. ONE spagetti-bomb contains over 300x the safe level of mercury
gas and even after it's aired out, mercury levels can resurge. We're
also supposed to replace any carpet it breaks on.
But no, I breathed the thing in when I swept it up off my hardwood
floor. Good thing I immediately wrapped it all up in plastic and
carefully drove 40 minutes away to dispose of it safely or else I
would have contaminated everyone that came in contact with my trash
(hey identity thieves, where were you that week?) The landfill would
have been contaminated, the groundwater would have eventually been
contaminated, the whole ecosystem would have collapsed because I broke
a light bulb. I'm so glad everyone ELSE in my neighborhood has been
careful to drive all the way to the Hazardous Waste Site to dispose of
these death grenades properly. We’re all familiar with that site, and
have NO CLUE how NINETY PERCENT of these death bombs are getting lost
along the way, according to government estimates. (Innocent
look).
Young moms take great care to be sure we childproof our homes, we
put safety latches on all the cabinets, blockade all electrical
outlets
better than Fort Worth, some of us even lock up the toilets to be sure
little Johnny doesn’t fall in and drown, WHO KNEW we were installing
Weapons of Mass Destruction in our lampstands, ticking time bombs
sometimes thrown in the trash a few feet from the baby crib?
Sometimes? NINETY PERCENT OF THEM.
Not to worry, ObamaCare is coming. And if our children are born
deformed, Obama's Czar Holdren, who is said to promote forced
abortions, can decide if your children are worthy to live.
What other plans have they got for children that escaped the
abortion mills? Will Christmas tree lights have to be…what a silly
question, poisonous Christmas, this is atheist brilliance.
If my kids have been contaminated by this Eco-nightmare from these
insane Go-Green Totalitarian thugs in office, then I'm getting out my
activist gear and they will be hearing from me soon. I wanted
to write, "and heads will roll" but I have to be careful. Obama
has a terrorist watch list. After all I am a bitter Bible-clinging
rightwing extremist, my apron is my shield, I might hurt him with my
rolling pin.
Oh wait, just throw me one of Pelosi’s mercury bombs and I’m armed.
Do these agencies equally warn conservatives and libs about lacing
our homes with toddler poison? If they give a million dollars to that
liberal rag, the New York Times, do they also give a million dollars
to notify conservatives through…through…uh oh.
Obama’s beloved Fox News?
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Jen Shroder is founder of BlessedCause, dedicated to restoring
sanity to our public schools and exposing the Islamic indoctrination
of American textbooks and required prayers to Allah. Shroder has been
interviewed by Fox News, Associated Press, and dozens of talk
radio/news media. She posts as JenT at
MollysCannons.com/forums,
www.renewamerica.com/bb and her own
www.blessedcause.org/forums
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Source:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/jul/20/eco-friendly-light-bulbs-flip-switch-on-problems/
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